The Ramblings of an Englishman in DC: Check Out this Band!

Mr. Wright


Masters of the mediocre, Gods of the non-offensive and Beasts of the boring. U2 have to be the band of choice for parents trying to keep their kids off drugs and unrelentingly celebate. Such forgettable nonsensical lyrics like their new single "put on your boots" or "get on your boots" something like that, I can't remember how it goes.

It makes me wonder if Rolling Stone and NME editors who hail U2 as an amazing and influential band aren't Mormon, I mean come on the only people who would listen to this non-offensive crap would have to be people who don't drink or do anything bad. I can't believe that U2 are Irish... I don't think the Irish can believe they're Irish. Maybe we should ask the Pogues what they think of U2 and if they truly portray the Irish. I personally think Bono would puke if he tried to drink a Guinness!

If U2 are considered the most influential band of the decade, then in my opinion this band is. Bono Must Die.