Hipsters don't need wives, They need mothers: #1 Miss Lightfoot

So it looks like yet another blog is mowing my lawn (typical). It seems that as soon as RSBYT covers something or someone, be it the Winter Olympics , iphones or DC folk singers someone starts copying... Anyways internet buzzaround certain DC figures is impossible not to leak into other areas. But here at RSBYT we go for the gold. So I thought I'd one up the wife hunting hipsters with a more revealing questionnaire with Jess Lightfoot Dye...So we met up at my place to have a one on one conversation for the whole of the internet to look at. After formalities we cut the shit and got to what really matters.
Here are the minutes:

Are your feet heavy?

My feet were heavy, I use to carry around a ball and chain. Ive been much lighter since September.
RSBYT: Favorite Movies?

Lightfoot: Edward Scissorhands
Guys and Dolls
The Graduate
Grapes of Wrath
Closer
Atonement


Salt or Peppa?


Both. Watch me as a young, poor idiot- And yes, I worked at Hooters. For three years. And liked it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vIadmfe_dM
T-Boss or Left eye?

Don't go chasing waterfalls, or burn down your mansion. Left Eye, RIP
Shark Vs Alligator?

Both are tasty.

Beatles or Bowie?

I hate bugs and love glitter, so Bowie.

Fave 3 Dylan albums in order?

Free Wheeling Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
Blood on the Tracks
Gordon or Jess?
Ahaha. Jess doing a Gordon cover?
Haiti or Chile?
Really?


We all know that a Gorilla and a Giant squid have the ability to tear a man limb from limb, but who would you trust with your deepest secrets?

A squid because they couldn't share my secrets like a Gorilla could. Gorilla's know sign language.
One Ring to rule the all, one ring to find them one ring to bring them all and in the darkness...?
I'm not really sure this is a question. I don't wear rings. My fingers are too small.

Why should hipsters wanna date you?

Um, cuz I have cool sweaters they can borrow. And I've mastered a way to gracefully eat pho.

What makes you think it'll last for more than a week or two?

Because I am so busy I would probably only get to go on one date a week. So just to get to date two, we would automatically be in week two.

Have you ever lost in a fight?

Fist fight? No. Have you seen my biceps? No really, have you?

Will you?

I would throw a fight if the boy was cute enough. I wouldnt wanna emasculate him.

What besides meat eating do you look for in a guy?

Lemme think

Street Smarts.
Hair styling abilities.
Works from home.
Runs a blog.
Wears bikinis
Has red hair.
Dresses amazingly. Is a history of violence a plus or a minus?

HUGE HUGE HUGE minus. It's a deal breaker. And being drunk isn't an excuse. Nor is being Irish. In fact, I wote a song about this very thing. It's called "Punching holes through the wall and through my heart"
What if said violence was against a 13 yr old crying girl?

Hahahah

What if she was drunk?

the girl being abused? u lost me.

Yes that girl.

um no one should hit anyone

and she wasn't irish. i think she was mexican...or asian

umm...