My House Parties are ART!

2/1/10
First I start by going on my blog and posting a killer post about the killer party I wanna throw at my house. I asked peeps what kinda party it should be and whether I should have punch or Capri Sun. ANd if I should have bands or a DJ...

2/2/10
So I get a great on line response on my blog and shit gets confirmed. So I make another Post with all these great LINKS. I decided to do the whole shebang! I got Thievery Corporation confirmed to open for Firefox Safari. I got Gavin Holland and Chris burns confirmed to rock the turntables. Dakota and Tori Milko battling over who can send an epileptic into a seizure first and Jake Royalty to help out behind the bar.

2/5/10
I found out that my shit has got a little too real. RSBYT has decided to cover the event. So I texted my roommates that our party is gonna be as wild as Sister Act II. So they txt me back saying they're moving!

2/6/10 I put up a Facebook post about getting new roommates.

2/7/10
I send out the owls to make sure er'body gets the invites. the party is only 2 days away!!!!

2/9/10
Let's get this party Started!!!
4pm rolls around and I get the bad news! Gavin Holland and Chris Burns are bailing on me. Victoria and Dakota are shooting some bullshit at the Whitehouse so they have to send their apprentice and it turns out I don't even know Thievery Corporation and Firefox Safari isn't a real band! FUCK! What do I do??? So I call the only DJ left in town and hope for the best.

10pm: Guests Arrive! They all happen to be french or some nonsense, it seems the only press I got was at some BS hotel in Tysons that was hosting a french business conference and the photographer is some Ladie's 3 year old daughter and she'll only shoot my party if I cut her boyfriend's hair in the bathroom!


2/10/10
So clean up was a bitch. Those Frenchies stole all my antibiotics. All the pictures sucked cause they were taken by a 3 year old. But hey what do you do? Everyone had a good time.