Thursday, March 4, 2010

Pho before Hoes!

Do you ever get sick of your woman whining and shit?
Well check this out, recently hitting the restaurant scene in DC, Pho can make you forget about your miserable relationship (If only for a few minutes.)
The members of Firefox Safari live on Chapin NW in a quaint neighborhood known to locals as Little Tennis System, so it wasn't too much of a hike for them to meet up phor some Pho at DC's Pho 14.
First off, we get through the door no problem. Donnie, the server sat us immediately (No wait! SCORE!) in the VIP area. I gotta say I love hanging out with famous people we always get the best service. So as it turns out all of our iphones are buzzing like a bee hive due to some hoes trying to be all up in our shit. But as soon as we got our number 7's and 19 the situation was totally neutralized! After we devoured our Large portion soups for only $8.95 we were offered desert but had to respectfully decline!







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4 comments:

  1. RSBYT is 1/2 vegetarian? Now that is the total scoop.

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  2. Shocked that our clans haven't collided at this fine establishment yet...for it seems that BYT & DON (Dullest Old Nothings) have at least two common cross-points -- Pho 14 with its tasty Viet-victuals -- and The Fuck Shop, which recently made headlines in this honorable herald of hot 'hood happenings...

    Who knows where else in our esteemed environs the splendiferous, shimmering stars & sadly spent supernovae may be sharing space? :-)

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  3. You forgot to mention the lack of ethnic people in that place. It's all white except for the staff.

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